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trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler

Posted 1 hour ago With 10,124 notes

“No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.”

(via coyotegold)

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casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

Posted 1 hour ago With 162,640 notes

you are pretending to be patched up
but
you miss her as if her absence
is a bright hole in your life, a blinding truth
that is ruining you

in late nights your skin
soaks with sweat and in desperation,
your mouth works over her name
and your words come unglued
as you plead with her ghost
in your dreams

and in all this time
i’ve never heard you say
anything
about me.

"“I know he loves me, and he says he is over her, but she’s everything I’m not, and everything I never will be." /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

Posted 1 hour ago With 729 notes

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

Posted 1 hour ago With 155,977 notes

spiffy-trendy:

aishamblove:

blessthereal:

videogames-hoes-fruitsnacks:

Bruhhhh…

2% milk 😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2% milk

😂😭

firelordwael:

roisinlikesbooks:

Sometimes I am really really ok with the fact that Disney owns Marvel

BUt LIKE. IS THAT A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE.

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

perlockholmes:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

It’s eat or be eaten… It’s not a snack or a meal, it’s a fight for survival when you eat pineapple!

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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tennydr10confidential:

He does things to me during these that I should not mention out loud. Man I really love watching his vid diaries.

televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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